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Friday, 13 June 2008

The most pointless conspiracy

The most pointless conspiracy ever was carried out by the people of the town of Manjchien, in Namibia. During the mayoral re-election campaign of 1998, the townsfolk, the mayor, Lloyd Mingee, and the wife of his opponent, Pambanour Seclun, conspired to have the words “vote for me if you love doodoo” tattooed onto Seclun’s forehead, after drugging him during the mayoral debates. No outsiders have been able to get an explanation as to why from the people of Manjchien.

copyright © 2008 James Mathurin

Monday, 9 June 2008

Most Annoying Man in Europe

The most annoying man in Europe is Stephan Thatcher of Middlesex, Britain. He was certified by a panel of behavioural experts and sociologists in May 1982. Professor Archie Fisting, a member of the panel, said, “It is difficult to say exactly what makes young Steven so annoying. He’s not significantly more ignorant than most members of the public; it may be a particular quality of his voice, his face, his taste in music. We’re not entirely sure, but he’s just much more annoying than any subject I have ever observed.”

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