While literary criticism is well-known to be a high-stakes arena, but some people can take it too far.
©2014 James Mathurin
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"The way we see it, you wouldn't lie to someone's face, 'cause if you lied to me and I found out, obviously I'd smash your face in. Problem is, when you're writing a book, you don't expect someone to punch you, 'cause it's all just words, so you can put as many lies in as you want. So what, we do, we read books each, work out if they look like they're lying, and we find out where they live, go round and punch them."