The inventions of Dimitri Dutruv Pt. 7

Dipping back into the research and experimentation files of Dimitri Dutruv, we find his files relating to his work with comatose medical patients. This became an issue close to Dutruv's heart, as so many of his devices seemed to result in, at best, comas. 

Dutruv was convinced that there was a flaw in the normal encouragement of patients' families to spend time with them, talking to them, and also reminding them of fondly-held memories from their life. 

In his notes, Dutruv writes,

"The patients are besieged with an endless parade of comforting memories, relaxing, familiar voices, even pleasant smells. Isn't this how we might soothe an infant to sleep? Where are the thins that wake us from wonderful dreams? Where are the biting insects? Where are the screaming children? Where are the cold, sharp, elbows of our bed-sharing spouse?"

Dutruv, theorising that it is harder to sleep when being annoyed, developed a programme for treating comatose patients by a systematic programme of annoyances:

• Mechanised poking machines;
• Regularly shifting room 'super-odourisers", including the scents of rotten fish, animal excrement, and acrid smoke;
• Bedsheets treated with itching powder;
• Taped recordings of babies screaming, annoying songs, and various recordings which came to form part of the Now, That’s What I Call Animals Getting Slaughtered series.

 

One of the coma wards where Dutruv carried out experiments of his coma programme. These women were dressed in materials and patterns which they disliked, while the room was filled with the scent of rotten eggs. After 3 month, the test was ruled unsuccessful, and the ward was closed for 3 months for fumigation. This particular round of tests was in a Greek hospital. Photograph by RobW_.

©2012 James Mathurin