There are issues with using smell for communication, such as people like myself, who suffer from hayfever and allergies, who would be rendered effectively illiterate.
©2014 James Mathurin
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| This photograph shows an early test version of the smell dictionary (with only 1,500 words), which Dutruv used to test different treatments for stopping different 'smell words' blending into each other. Some pages are still annotated (in conventional pen) with comments such as, "Some spreading between 'goose' and 'gondola'. Distinct impression of a bird-shaped boat, similar to those found in some amusement parks formed. Interesting, but a failure to clearly communicate meaning." Photograph by J Dueck. |
Mozart's Eine Kleine Nachtmusic;An instrumental version of The Beatles song Penny Lane;
Several tracks from Kraftwerk's Tour De France album, and;
Jimi Hendrix's seminal performance of The Star Spanged Banner, recorded live at Woodstock.
| Margerie Fontaine, a french test subject who volunteered to take part in the Penny Lane section of testing in Spring of 1988. In her debriefing after completion of the tests, she said, "I'm more of a Wings fan, but the smell of the Beatles makes me appreciate their work in many different ways." Photograph by by The Consortium. |
“I had not planned for this, but I feel it came to express the disgust I feel for society far more poetically than my food-sculpting abilities could possibly have expressed.”
| Dutch police evacuate the area around the Anstschlogge gallery on June 15th 2003, immediately before Self-portrait in Tofu was destroyed. Riot police were required, as the horrible smell was deemed to be responsible for 17 separate scuffles and 2 small riots breaking out. Photograph by Karen Eliot. |
"The patients are besieged with an endless parade of comforting memories, relaxing, familiar voices, even pleasant smells. Isn't this how we might soothe an infant to sleep? Where are the thins that wake us from wonderful dreams? Where are the biting insects? Where are the screaming children? Where are the cold, sharp, elbows of our bed-sharing spouse?"
| One of the coma wards where Dutruv carried out experiments of his coma programme. These women were dressed in materials and patterns which they disliked, while the room was filled with the scent of rotten eggs. After 3 month, the test was ruled unsuccessful, and the ward was closed for 3 months for fumigation. This particular round of tests was in a Greek hospital. Photograph by RobW_. |
| There are few surviving photographs of the offending donuts. Few photographers could stand the smell long enough to focus their cameras. This photograph by tommy.chheng was taken with the aid of a gas mask, which was then disposed of in a hospital furnace. |