Worst Car Parker Infographic

Now, I have to admit that I cannot actually drive, but this is what I'm hoping to avoid.

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Lightest Ever Bulldozer infographic

I've tried a couple of things in origami, and I think I managed a star, a hat and a couple of things. This clearly would have taken a lot more practice.

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The Most Sensationalist Headline Infographic

It's all about ethics in journalism, actually.

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First Telephone Death Threat Infographic

Telephone harassment is a very serious problem, which has a longer history than many people are aware of.

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Most naked people seen out of the corner of an eye Infographic

I've seen a lot of things out of the corner of my eye, but I think this would prove very distracting.

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The Dimitri Dutruv Smell Dictionary (Invention #10) Infographic

There are issues with using smell for communication, such as people like myself, who suffer from hayfever and allergies, who would be rendered effectively illiterate.

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Longest-lasting twitchy eye infographic

We've all got our little tics and twitches, but it can get...bad.

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Most Lenient Referee Infographic

I did have this on here before, but I've found some errors in the original version, so this is more historically accurate now.

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The most disfiguring self-inflicted injury sustained in a sharp-shooting contest Infographic

I steer clear of firearms myself, and this is just one reason why.

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Worst lie (contender) Infographic

It's hard to determine whether 'worst' in this case means an effective lie or a useless one.

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The world’s most lethal cinema infographic

While it is a shame that cinema chains are pushing out smaller, independent picture houses with more charm, there are some that are probably better of out of business.

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Karmisticia Festival of Spoken Food Infographic

If one were to draw a Venn Diagram of people who are interested in food, people who are interested in literature, and people interested in spending time on the most mobile nation in the world, there may be people not regularly attending this event. If you know such a person, show them this, please.

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A Beauraucratic Approach to Death Infographic

Bureaucrats often get a bad rap, as they are, ultimately, just people trying to do their jobs. It is, however, possible for bureaucracy to be taken too far.

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Most Pointless Conspiracy Infographic

Conspiracy theories have always been interesting to me, even if some seem a bit, well, a bit of a waste of time.

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Shortest Guitar Solo Infographic

I'm more of a hip-hop head myself, but you've got to give credit to musical achievement from all genres.

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Citrus Cave Art: Infographic

The advent of agriculture and art were vitally important to human development. Here is a place where they crossed over.

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Longest time to complete a work of art - Infographic

London is a cultural centre for many reasons. I'm not sure if this is one.

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Least succesful telemarketing campaign Infographic

I've worked in telemarketing. It didn't involve dogs, which was probably a plus.

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Infographic - The greatest number of assault charges relating to literary criticism

While literary criticism is well-known to be a high-stakes arena, but some people can take it too far.

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Livestock Fondue Infographic

Delving once more into the varied world of gastronomy.

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The Inventions of Dimitri Dutruv pt. 9 Infographic Nasal Synaesthesia

Back to the world of Dimitri Dutruv, and some attempts to mingle the senses.

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Most restrictive electoral requirements Infographics

I'm still waiting to do my first lot of overseas voting from Australia, and it will require a trip to another state, but that's still easier than this.

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The shortest acceptance speech Infographic

If you've ever had to give an acceptance speech, this is perhaps a target to aim for, or avoid, depending on your viewpoint.

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Longest Goal Celebration Infographic

Getting this one in before the World Cup Final.

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The most corrosive hamburger sauce Infographic

Being in Australia, it's Winter now, so barbecues are at a minimum, but someone somewhere is firing up the grill, and my advice to you is not to use this sauce.

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Capuchin Monkey Takeover Infographic

Monkeys...I've never trusted them.

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Worst Lapse of Memory Infographic

None of us have infallible recall, but....

Sorry, lost my train of thought there.

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The 5-minute Rule Eaterie Infographic

Everyone loves food, and most people are at least tolerant of floors, so a combination of the two should be... what? 75% loved?

That sounds about right.

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Longest Nasal Hair Infographic

The human body - capable of amazing things (and lots of other things...I mean, I'm sure you can think of at least a couple. Well, maybe not that one...).

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The Worst Office Party Infographic

I work in education now, but I used to work in the private sector, and I've done my time in offices. Fortunately, I never had to sit through a party like this, and I thank my ex-colleagues for this.

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The Most Boring Town in the World Infographic

This one is originally from 2009, and is most definitely not a place I'm ever planning on visiting.

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The Most Mobile Nation in the world Infographic

So, this one is from 2010, which used to be the future, and is is now a long time ago. Anyway, although I've traveled a lot more since then, I have not been to a place as unique as Karmisticia.

Yet.

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The Inventions of Dimitri Dutruv, Pt.8 Infographic

It can be argued that Dutruv was thoroughly unqualified for this kind of work, and that the subjects were vulnerable people who shouldn't have been treated in this manner. I'm not sure what the counter-argument would be...

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Largest scale apology infographic

Apologies come in many forms, but few so musical.

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Worst Street Artist Infographic

As well as writing this blog, I have been interested in Street Art for some time. I suppose it was only a matter of time before I found out about Spritza.

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Life Narration Infographic

Silence may be golden, but narrating every passing moment is at least...interesting.

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Crank up that Cheese Infographic

Personally, I'm not a big fan of gameshows, but maybe because more stuff like this doesn't happen.

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World's Worst Foodstuff Infographic

In today's world, we all need to be health-conscious. So, don't eat this.

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Longest Cow-Milking Infographic

An odd record, but one that stands as a testament to what a suitably determined farmer can do.

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The most drawn-out day of Association Football Infographic

Now that I live in Australia, I have to clearly differentiate between the various codes of football. This is about the real one.

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The Inventions of Dimitri Dutruv, Pt.7 Infographic

Here's another installment of the technological genius of Dimitri Dutruv.

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The most sarcastic piece of correspondence Infographic

A sarcastic piece of European history, originally posted in 2010.

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The Sydney Nick-Name War Infographic

I was a London resident when I originally wrote this in 2010, but being a Sydney resident now, I suppose this is local history.

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World's Worst Ball Boy (tennis) Infographic

A quick note: I chose to specify tennis in the title, because there are, of course, ball boys in other sports, all with their own brands of awfulness, which I will probably attempt to document in the future. Here, though, is tennis' representative.

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Worst Answerphone message Infographic

I've had to find some new images for this entry, as the permissions on the images have changed since I originally shared it, but further research has found material that led to:

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Tea in Orang-Utangerie Infographic

This is another entry which is not an update of a previous one, but is completely, totally, brand-new. Call it an early Valentine's day present.

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Guerrila Particle Accelerators - Dimitri Dutruv Infographic #6

One of Dutruv's more curious experiments, depending on whether it did, or did not take place.

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Sudden Unexplained Slaps?

A brand new entry, with a strange case of possible mass-hysterical slapping.

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Apocalyptic 1980s London cult Infographic

So, the apocalypse didn't happen in 1985. Still, you have to admire the tenacity of apocalyptic cults from the East End.

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Moustaches of Australia Infographic

Information from 2011, for all facial-hair enthusiasts.

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